PARTEHHHH. :O

Went to Velvet last night to celebrate my sister's new career!

Daniel's the man cos he opened bottles.

By the way he was the one who threw the party for my sister!!

It was damn fun! Drank until I got out of zouk wobbly.

HAHAH.

THAT WANYI LA.

"HALF OK! WE SHARE HALF! WHUHHHT? THAT'S NOT HALF. ARE YOU TRYING TO CHEAT ME!?"

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!

And Daniel's bestfriend, Kenneth who got us the table said I look underage.

As in 16 YEARS OLD OMG.

And I felt so lame when I answered his qn,

"So where do you usually hang?"

WTF usually people say,  

"Oh, yeah zouk" or like,

Butterfact/Zirca and such.

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID?

"ORCHARD."

Knn (-.,-)

Like really underage la.

Luckily I never like say, 

"HEART LAND MALL.."

or or "JURONG POINT/VIVO CITY."

Kns. by the way I've never been to heartland mall before.

I'm just emphasizing how stupid I sound like.

HAHAHHA.

WTF and like that is not stupid enough,

AndreaTiny, Step and I were talking and I made a blunder then I covered up with.

"BLAME IT ON THE FLAMING FLAMINGO."

CBBBBBBBBBBBBB.

HAHAHAHHAHA

AHAHHAHA

AHAHAH

Kena by Tiny.

She laughed and shouted, 

"TINEE, YOU ARE SO WEIRD WHY THE FUCK IS A FLAMING LAMBO A FLAMINGO?!"

HAHAHAHAHAH!!

Buay tahan.

AHHH shit..

I wanted to blog about today but I forgot what was it that I wanted to write about.

My brain got mould sia.

Oh ya Max ran away from home again.

(-.,-)

My mother opened the door too wide and he dashed out.

I was soooo tired because of last night's partying so I didn't bother running.

He's always running to the same place anyway.

Upstairs.

So I walked towards him and said,
"LET'S GO." 

I only say that when I'm bringing him out..

So I said that to make him think I'm gonna bring him out.

Stupid.

He stopped,

looked back at me and ran even faster.

Went to smell my neighbour's potted plants..

Pee..

(z.,Z)

Each step I made,

he ran even faster.

Then I heard people saying,

“她的狗跑掉。”

(Her dog ran away.)

(T.,T) This dog always embarrass me,

I swear.

He got one problem.

Suddenly Max turned to look at me and stopped.

I was thinking WTFFF is this dog thinking now.

Then he started to chase me.

?!?!?!?!?

SIAO LIAO REALLLY.

I took this opportunity to run away from him.

(this will take us back home.)

On our way, this indian lady walking back to her home saw everything and laughed.

(T^T)

I TELL YOU ALREADY THIS DOG DAMN HORRIBLE ALWAYS EMBARRASS ME.