MY MOTHER WENT SHOPPING NEVER CALL ME OUT!
WEHHHHHHH!!!
Tmw got sch.
I don't like school cos... not cool.
HAHA. Lame retarded shit.
What kind of food are you allergic to?
I'm allergic to bird nest.
AHAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHA!
But I think the allergy died already because I had one bowl yesterday and another this morning but nothing happened.
My eyes would bulge out and turn red.
Breathing would become difficult and I would have to be injected in order to be calmed down.
SHIT. What kind of sick animal am I.
ME: Mommy today I drank your birdnest.
MOM: So? Drink la.
ME: Then later my allergy react again then how?
MOM: Then send you to the hospital la then what?!
ME: (O..O) COOLLLLLLLL.
Talking about hospital..
When I was younger say 4,
I had a really high fever and had to be admitted into the hospital for days.
Coolest shit ever.
I remember puking my lungs out into a potty half-naked while Grandma rubbed my back with a boiled egg but that was in her house.
And I was really like an animal cos everyone was watching me like I AM ON ANIMAL PLANET.
Then I can't remember anything else except for when
I was in the surgery room(?) and they inserted some needle thingu through the back of my palm.
I woke up in the midst of the process and saw people in masks and
SCREAMED.
HAHAHA
AHHA
AHAHAHA
AHAHA
Then I think I went back to sleep.
HAHAHA.
It's so funny..
oh and yesterday I foamed an ant on the wall while bathing and it died on the spot.
HAHAHA.
Laughed my ballZ out and let the other one go cos I felt really bad.
I really like meerkats.
They remind me of my Dede.
My Dede.
Mine.
I love you, Dede.
I hate you, Dede.
I hate you for loving you Dede.
I miss you terribly.
I have loved you too damn much.
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