sickksista

Just to show you how good my photography skills are.
LoL.

TADAAAA!!!!!!
Look what Matthew Siew got for my sis just cos she's sick!!
He is the nicest I tell you!!

MATT: Tina, later when the door bell rings, you open the door.

ME: O.K.

ME: *Thinks*

ME: Wait. Who's coming? Why I open. Where are you going?

MATT: I will be here la! Oh the flower guy is comin'.

ME: COOOL... Ok.. HUH?! Then why you cannot open why must I open the door.

MATT: To surprise her la.

ME: oh... Then I open the door already then how I surprise her?

MATT: YOU OPEN THE DOOR THEN GIVE HER THE FLOWERS.

ME: Hmm.. wow.. so surprising.. *murmurs*



HAHAHAH.
That has got to be the longest conversation EVER.....
But I was cutting fruits so it helped to kill some time..


When the delivery man came,
I GOT TO SIGN THE RECEIPT!!
I SHOW YOU MY SIGNATURE!!!






HAHAHAH ISN'T IT AWEZOME.
*WHISTLES*
But on some days it's more normal like this..






HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Now you wouldn't know who signed it, would you!?
Mysterious don't you think...........TADAA!!!
HAHAHAHA.


So anyway I was skipping to the toilet because I was super happy I got to do some secret agent moves I gotta be slick, chopchop quick with my movements.
One wrong move and THERE GOES THE SURPRISE.
now move along with me.
We're in the dark now
(Cos my stupid sister bathe she never switch on the stupid lights outside..
not to arouse suspicion, left it switched off.)
heart's pounding..
with quick hands I placed basket of fruits and bouquet of lilies on the mat outside the bathroom.
SHIT! Something's beneath the basket now..
Can't.. cant' seem to place the basket on the ground w/o it toppling over!
WHAT THE HELL IS IN MY WAY.



FUCK, A PANTY.


*BANG*


SIS: What's that? Who's it from?

ME: AHHHHHH! FUCK. Er. keke. I DON'T KNOW.


Damn! cover got blown.
Na bei why she open the toilet door so fast?!?!?
Mission impossible take 1.

Sian. Very bored now.
Got stomach egg plus kena mosquito bite.
Waiting to turn into vampire now....
It should be a vampire mosquito.
How'd I know?
I just know it!
(O..o)
Aiya fcuk la stomach egg drivin me insane.