THANKS

Yesterday I prayed to God and asked him to give me Wisdom but instead, I accidentally said this silently in my head.



-Shuts Eyes.-

"Dear God, Thank you for everything and I pray that you would give me WISMA..."

-Opens eyes-

"I mean ThankYouFatherLordIPrayThatYouGiveMe Wisdom."

HAHAH.


So Arlene lent me her hamster for today.
She is clueless bout its sex and I bet the hamster hasn't got a bloody clue too.

I named it Hammock without her permission but that's cos it responded to it.
HAHA.
K I lied.
It responded to Hammy and PatPatFace too.
I'm not crude.
The face looks like a vagina.
AND IT SHAT ON MY HAND FOR CHRIS' SAKE.

I'm going craSy bout my hair.
Before I had a haircut it was a bloody button mushroom and now it's flat at the sides.
I look like a cheebing Tai-Mei.

And yesterday I had three huge bananas hoping I'd shit plenty and it was ALL GOOD.