Wednesday, September 01, 2010

MOOOOO


Why all the gays so good looking?
Everytime I see a handsome guy in school I will whisper to myself,
"he sure gay."

HAAAAA.
I don't mind spending my whole life with a gay man actually.
I think they are cuter.
I mean...
I ahem kinda like girly guys.
Like those that will *dair* you.
As in, abit whiney kind.
WAHAAAA so cute :3
OoOoOo so shy.

ANYWAY,
I was at Changi Airport Terminal 3 with my aunt, uncle and my little cousins,
Yoyo and Jojo.

I was in the toilet with Yoyo.
Then I heard funny noises beside the cubicle I was using.
Like.. very soft and mellow sounds.
Abit like a sound from a cow.

Wtf. Super curious.
Got out of cubicle,
squatted on the floor and tried looking in that cubicle from the bottom.
OMG WTF SRSLY two pairs of legs in slippers.
WTF SIA THEY MAKING LOVE!!
WITH LOW COW SEX NOISE.

Sibei entertaining but my cousin is only 5 or 6 years old so that means cannot stay long.
Her time not ripe to give sex education.

So I took some tissue paper,
wet it to give it some weight and threw it to the top of the cubicle
HAHAHAHAHAH!!

ME: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With her super high-pitched baby voice,
she exclaimed,

YOYO: WHY WHY? IS IT YOUR FRIEND INSIDE? WHO IS INSIDE?

ME: DUNNO DONT CARE! RUN!!!!!!


I held onto her arm and we ran like Bolt.

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