MOM: 你做这个做那个! You sure you're doing your work and nothing else?!
ME: WHAT LA! *faster close FB page* YA LA. I'M DOING MY PEST ANALYSIS.
MOM: You sure!
ME: Aiya fail then fail la. Send me to cooking school.
MOM: SEND YOU TO PRIMARY SCHOOL!
ME & MOM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
MOM: HAHA I THINK THAT IS A GOOD ONE.
ME: HAHAH YA but so lame........ Ok I put on twitter.
HAHAH but end up put on blog.
My mother damn nonsense.
I am right now struggling with my Fashion Management report.
HOOOOLIDAY FASTER COME LA I SO CHUBS NOW.
Must go jogging but my mind keeps thinking of all the buffets.
GO AWAY LA, FAT THOUGHTS.
Btw.. wtf REALLY KARMA.
I keep making fun of my friends by calling them,
"FAT-AYE" In the english accent.
CALL CALL CALL Until somehow I become fatter and they are starting to look slimmer.
QUICK EVERYBODY TO CALL ME FAT-AYE NOW!!
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