My mother got coconut head. Hollow inside. Lotsa water.

MOM: AIYO! Max! I can smell your body ORH-DWER!

ME: (o.,O)?

ME: (-.,-) ODOUR LA! HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

ORH ORH ORH. Orh luak la.

She still say I am stupid.

Still DWER. 

SHE FRENCH AH.

MOM: SOUNDS NOT RIGHT! 

ME: (-.,-) ODOUR.  OH-DER.

MOM: OLDER OR YOUNGER.. Let me go and check!

Then she went to DICTIONARY.COM to hear the pronounciation.

ME: I am correct what.......

MOM: NOOOOOO.

ME: ?! IT SAYS ODOUR! 

MOM: NOOO. It says ODOUR. NOT ODOURRR.

ME: SAY WHUTTTTTTTTT?! hahahaha idiot. You dont wanna admit you're wrong! Go away la.

MOM: HAHAHA.