Saying NI HAO from Taiwan =8)

HELLLOOO MY YELLOWSHOESS CHILDREN!!
I'm saying hello in Taiwan!!!

It's cold here! I really don't wish to come back to Singapore.
I don't mind living here forever.
=8D
We're staying put at a relative's place.
Haven't been to the village to visit my other relatives yet!

THERE'S SOOOOOO MUCH GOOD FOOD HERE and my uncle's really generous.
It's crazy!
When we go to a restaurant,
he orders like 13 dishes.
TELL ME HOW TO NOT GROW FAT.
And the road side food are so good too!!

I FINALLY GOT TO EAT MY SMELLY TOFU!
The first time I had it, it was gross but I almost finished it anyway.
The second time I tried it was the more popular one and it was really good!
Do you wanna know what it smells like?!
IT SMELLS LIKE GARBAGE.
It's like eating garbage but the weird thing is,
It's quite good.
But the smell is (-.,-)
I was like wtf WHY ARE TAIWAN PEOPLE SO SMELLY?!
But no it's actually that they have loads of smelly tofu stalls here HAHHAHHAHAHAH

And a lot of people owns dogs here.
It's funny cos most of their dogs here are shy.
Even the stray dogs ahahhaha.
And one time when I was at some night market,
this dog in a bag hanging off a woman's shoulder was looking at me and I was like,
"OH SO CUTE!!"
*puts out finger to its mouth*
*RRUUFF RUUFFF!! RUFF!!*

Cb this crazy dog almost bite my finger off ahhahah fucking scared the shit out of me and everyone behind me looked at me.
By the way,
cb is hokkien and taiwanese speak hokkien but the funny thing is we Singaporeans say the CHEE BYEEEE word more often than them. AHAH.

OH AND I HAVE TONS OF COUSINS HERE WTF.
THIS ONE THAT ONE THAT ONE THIS ONE.
ALL MY COUSINS!
I was like wtf MY FAMILY IS SO BIG AT MY MOTHER'S SIDE!
It's crazy. YOU might be my cousin if you're Taiwanese.
HAHAHA.

Oh and those blog posts with the (auto sent) were posted when I was in Singapore.
I didn't want my blog to be empty and you guys to be bored so I blogged a few posts in advance in case I didn't get to use the internet.

I'm off for now.
Fattttttttty signing off.
:) It's scary how my double chin is so excited to come out and greet the world.
D:

Oh and THERE ARE SO MANY HANDSOME BOYS HERE.
Like come out from Tv kind.
I gonna da pao some home.
Anybody wanna make orders I send to you to singapore right now.
HAHAHA bye.