Something that made me laugh till I cried.

Langston: My friend's maid stupid stupid one.
There was a cockroach in the house and the maid wasn't afraid so she wanted to run after the cockroach and smack it with her bare hands.
*RUNS WITH PALMS OPEN*
....
Then my friend's dad stopped her and said,
"DON'T USE UR HANDS. SO DIRTY USE A SLIPPER."
Maid said, "YES, SIR"
So she grabbed a slipper on her right hand.
*RUNSSSSSS TO COCKROACH*
-PIAKKKKK!!-
She slapped it with her LEFT HAND.
LOL.
Then my friend's father said,
"WHY U USE YOUR HAND!! IF NOT WHY I ASK U TO USE THE SLIPPER FOR WHAT?!

The maid said,
"I Dunno, sir! You ask me take slipper so I just take!"

HAHAHHAHAHAHA
It's much funnier when he said it I think.