HAHAHAHHAHA

So I just got up from my bed to release my over flowing bladder..
I saw my sister and said, 

ME: You know Max was playing with a cockroach last night??

SIS: EWWWW AND HE KISSED ME ALL OVER MY FACE THIS MORNING. AND HIS PAWS WERE ON MY FACE. 

ME: HAHAHHA I heard a lot of sound from his collar. 
Must be jumping around trying to catch it. It died by the way.

SIS: EWWWW!!! Anyway your breakfast is in the kitchen.

ME: My breakfast?! LOL. I thought I was dreaming. What did you buy?

SIS: HA HA. You know when I went into your room and asked  
"Tina, I'm going to the market do you want anything??"
You replied, "YESSSS!!!" 
Like damn excited and trying to sound awake. 
I don't even know why you were so excited.

ME: HAHAHAHHA are u serious.. I don't remember...

SIS: So I asked you what you wanted to eat and you said, 
"Broccoli on the floor."

ME: HAHAHAHAHHA WHY DID I SAY THAT.

SIS: I DON'T KNOW? So I asked again, 
"WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT? WHAT DO U WANT TO EAT?"
You replied, "Broccoli.. on the floor.."
(With a tone as if it's the most natural thing to do on Earth.
To eat Broccoli from the floor lol)
I asked again, 
"HUH?! WHAT DO U WANT TO EAT LA!!"
You raised your voice, "BROCCOLI ON THE FLOOR!!!!"

SIS: You like damn angry like that. So I said don't have.. I asked you what u want again but you asked,
"Errrrr.. what are you eating...?" 
I said, "Porridge or wanton mee.. What you want?"
You said, "Errrrr... let me think"
But I knew you weren't thinking (-__-)
You kinda dozed off so I asked again.
(-____-)


So anyway I got wanton mee HAHAHAHA
I don't even remember anything I just said to her.