Bread Pitt

My mommy has been baking bread the whole day.
I'm serious... shit gone cray. She baked THREE breads today.
All in the same flavor. RAISINS.
AHHAHAHAHAHA.

So my house smells of bread, I love it.

It would be the sweetest thing if I could open a bakery.
BUT I CAN'T BAKE FOR NUTS.
Even when the recipe is out there in front of me, 
I failed like thrice?
How is that possible.
Ok, maybe I should change my recipe...

Cranberry muffins, anyone?