How I realized I'm a pig in disguise.

ME: *Looking down on the screen of my lappy surfing the net*

* Sounds of the ruffling of plastic bag.*

ME: *IMMEDIATELY LOOKS UP WITH A KILLER STARE*

ME: GIVE. ME. THAT.

SIS: Hhahahhaha Ok I don't want alr. *Hands over Calbee chips.*

 

I remember one time during my secondary school days,

my friends(I can't rmb which)

caught me doing the exact same thing also..

HAHHA.

During class someone touched a plastic bag and I immediately shot my head up and scanned through the whole class.

HAHAHAHHA.

NOOOOOO 小胖胖..

By the way I'll be in Taiwan from the 6th to the 18th!!!

YESSSSSSSSSS FINALLY OUT OF SINGAPORE.

I havent been out of this slashing country for years!

My mom doesn't let me go overseas with my friends..

EVEN WITH THEIR FAMILIES.

ARGH.

DROP THE LEASH, MOM. 

I'll be going over to visit my lobster relatives.

BAHAHHA. I think I will be going to the 乡下 for a few days cos of my granny.

My grand uncles and cousins really look like lobsters!

I remember the last time they came to Singapore to pay a visit,

they were so damn red bahaahah.

Hopefully I won't come back 5kg heavier.

Han and Cass said I will put on weight like crazy because of the food there.

My aunt said their 小笼包there is better than Singapore's and I SQUEALED.

HAHAHAH.

You do know Pigs squeal right? (T^T)