So many things to say at the same time.

Of all the books in the world, I chose to read Facebook.

BAHEAHEA.

By the way,

I finally have the balls to confess to my mom about my tattoos.

Right after church.

Hoping God will somehow lay his hand of protection over me IF she wants so smack me.

HAHAHHA.

So it went like this..

We were having lunch at Joe and Dough..

MOM: Ok say grace.

MOM: Father Lord, I pray that you'll bless the food blablablablablaa.... A-..

ME: *CUTS IN* AND THAT MOMMY WILL FORGIVE ME FOR EVERYTHING I'M ABOUT OT TELL HER NOW.AMEN!!

MOM: *Stunned* Crazy.

ME: Mommy I wanna confess something to you. Please forgive me?

MOM: QI XIN(Crazy) WUHT.

ME: IGotTattoos.

MOM: (O.,O) WHERE.

ME: My arm and my waist.

MOM: YOU AND JIE JIE AH!!

I've been hiding it for a year already..

I think she knew about my wrist alr just that she didn't say anything.

Suddenly a load off my chest.

I think I lost weight. AAHHAHAHA.

OoOOoO And there was a little angmoh boy sitting at the table next to us.

HE IS SO ADORABLE.

SO GOODLOOKING!!!

Some people say I'm paedophile.

I think I will grow up to become a cougar.

HAHAHAHAHA KIDDING.

I REBUKE THAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

xD

ME: Hello!

BOY: *smiles :)*

MOM: How old are you??

BOY: 5!

ME: What's your name??

BOY: Heee. Jack!

Wahhh I think if you saw him you will melt.

He kept smiling non-stop!!!

When he smiles, his eyes are in the shape of a half moon and his lips are cherry red!!

So good looking!

I think you cannot picture how he looks like.

Maybe I can help you.

TADAAAAAA!!!

LOOK LIKE THIS.

BAHAHAHAHAHHA kidding la.

But I really tried to draw and gave up after drawing the eyes.

(-.,-)

By the way my mom is addicted to "I GOT IT FROM MY MAMA" by Will.I.Am.

I buaytahan cos I don't like that song and she kept singing it in the car..

MOM: I GOT IT FROM MY MAMA!! I GOT IT FROM MY MAMA!!

ME: YOU GOT IT FROM AH MA LA WAHLAO!!!

(-.,-) nonsense song.

By the way my ahma's (grandma) body is like one brown apple.

ahhahaha.