October 14th // FIRST DAY OF PHUKET :3

3rd trip together :)

Love you bb :3

We took tiger airways!

Reached Phuket.

LOL. This is the 2nd time they got his name wrong..

When we went to Bali, the hotel staff kept calling him ALEX.

This time, MERVUN.

LOL.

Just look at his face.

Paid S$40 for the ride to the hotel.

We then learnt that everything is really more expensive than Bangkok..

And sometimes pricier than Singapore.....

Reached Kalima Resort and Spa.

Some refreshments to greet us with.

CHEERRSSS hehe.

Heheheh he's so cute. 

Took a buggy to our room.

It's up the hill.

We can use the lift and stairs too, but it's quite tiring ah..

Basically a lot of walking up and down. 

Got a bit confusing on the first day.

The room was nothing much actually..

WE FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURES OF THE ROOM LA STUPID.

Had a balcony.

Explored the resort.

I think it's quite new?

Not a lot of people and quite a lot of koreans here.

The infinity pool.

We only swam for a day lol.

We were so hungry so we got cup noodles at their mama shop.

Went to Patong area..

First thing I ate was A CORN.

FUCKING HELL TOLD ME IT WAS 200BAHT.

That's like 8 fucking sing dollars.

I only asked for the price after he prepared it for me.

I got a shock when he told me the price.

So I repeated, "200Baht?"

I didn't know how much other stalls were selling.

I knew that their stuff are much pricier than Bangkok but I wouldn't think it was that ex?!

Walked past another corn seller and when I asked how much his corn was, 

HE TOLD ME IT WAS 50BAHT.

I KICK YOUR BUTT.

Cb. Anyway, they EVERYDAY change price.

The next day I asked the same guy who said 50baht and he said 60baht.

I asked the following day again just for fun and he said 80baht lol.

Anyway, I was so pissed but I didn't dare do anything since it's like my first fucking day at Phuket so I paid and left. IT'S NOT LIKE THE CORN DAMN NICE OR WHAT.

IF IT LEFT A GOOD IMPRESSION I WOULDN'T MIND LA CB MCFUCK.

That actually ruined my entire night lol.

Googled for reasonably priced and good thai food.

So Tripadvisor advised me to go 

The Sweet Restaurant at Patong beach,

Soi patong tower, off beach road.

It's not bad and I guess, reasonably priced. 

My darling..

Thank God for him.

He lightened up my mood a little by cracking jokes,

"B.. You got co(R)nned by a Co(R)n artist."

HAHAHHA love him so much.

Trust him to make my mood better.

Thank you :)

Stir fried squid with garlic. I liked this!

Mediocre tom yum soup.

Kang kong. Liked this too. A lot of stem though.

Do we look like terrapins.

This pork dish was so gross.

IT WAS SANDY.

I took one mouth of it and decided not to ruin my entire night.

I stopped looking at this dish entirely. 

Lame ass prawn cocktail.

Omelette with tomatoes.

Both my grandmas make better versions of this.

I miss my grandmas cooking...

(T_T)

Nutella and banana crepe.

I suggest you try different crepes all the time cos I kept going back to her.

Everyone has different batter mixture.

Sadly, I only found the perfect crepe on the last day lol.

This was crispy and alittle chewy, but I grew to like it.

Saw this cutie puppy!

Lol the guy behind was carrying it and I asked if I could carry!

He said it belongs to him.. which i found out it's not la.

I kept smelling and holding her in my face for damn long. 

I would have stayed the entire night... (T_T)

Lol. Anyway...

THIS IS SUCH A BAD PICTURE but this is the clearest of the dog.

My face is mega chui. 

It's like my nose expanded into a cousin of Jacky Chan's.

I think Merv was too distracted with my low cut top which I cropped out HAHAH.

We were at Bangla Road!

WAH super sleazy.
You can see a lot of pubs/clubs with girls dancing on bar tops.
They look quite chui la.
ONLY the trannies are good looking....

Just walking straight up from one end to another, 

you will have at least 10 people asking u if you want to watch Thai girl show.

LOL.

I got quite irritated until I told one of them and pointed to Merv,

"Go back he watch me NOT thai girl show ok."

LOL Duh I will jealous what........

Anyway, when I went bangkok with Merv,

I never knew they meant "Want to watch Thai girl show"

LOL.

I thought it was "TIGER SHOW."

So I was like, 

"Don't want la. Very cruel you know.."

LEL.

You can imagine the faces of those tuktuk drivers wanting to promote those sleazy girls. HAHA

Lub u :3

EVERY tuktuk ride was 300 baht.

That's like 12 sing dollars.

EVEN IF IT WAS JUST A 5 MIN RIDE.

No one go by meter here.

So we always cut until 200baht which they would begrudgingly give it to you.

And that is the lowest they can go wtf more expensive than singapore pls.

If they refuse you just tell them,

"But yesterday we took the tuktuk only 200baht."

They confirm give it to u.

IF NOT YOU GIVE IT TO THEM ONE GOOD ONE OKAY.
Lao niang angry liao.

Hehe. On our way back. Tired already.

Beer and nachos!

Yayyyy luv netting.

Lol that's a hippo falling asleep.

GUDNITE. :3