My bf's way of coaxing me......

We both got pissed off cos of gym problems so I "disappeared" for an hour and when he finally found me, 

Merv: BOO!!!! *hugs me from the back.*

Me: *laughed then did the grumpy gf angry pout and started to act like a kid LOL* HMPFFF!!!!!

Merv: let's go home!!!! :D

Me: HMPF!!!!!!! 

Merv: Lets go home! *Carries me from the back which made me laugh*

Me: how did u find me! How did u know I'm here??

Guess what he said?
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Merv:....... I followed the smell of... ur butthole!

HAHAHHA I REALLY DONT KNOW TO LAUGH OR CRY. I can never expect a romantic moment with him..... LOL
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